Quotes: Why's it called dry humping if i always need a towel after?~lol Rating: 48
Name:	[NßK] Jerry Seinfeld	HP:	6,850 / 6,850 [100%]
Type:	Mobster	Crimes:	627
Gender:	Male	Forum Posts:	5
Level:	137	Money:	$10,000
Prison (Caught):	37	Prison (Busts):	30
Age:	151 days	Last Active:	1h 56s
Online:		Gang:	Natural ßorn Killers
City:	Phoenix	House:	Large Mansion
Hospital Status:	Not in Hospital	Prison Status:	Not in Prison
Referred By:	Nobody	Referred:	0

Me


Parkour/Freerunning


Bo Burnham, hes fucking hilarious


i do offline attacks for exp, its nothing personal, even if i hit u multiple times its just cuz im getting good exp off of u, i do pay offline bunnies tho

You know you live in 2008 when..

1.)You accidentally enter your pass on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.)You read this list, keep nodding and smiling.

7.)As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

8.)And you were too busy to notice number 5

9.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

10.)And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

11.)Put this on your thread if you got owned, and you know you did.

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  / XXXXXX /  `    /'
 / XXXXXX /`-------'
/ XXXXXX /                      
/ XXXXXX /
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Some of my protectors, fuck with me and they will fuck you up









Will Ferrel as Coach Ricky Jimmy, very funny


Best penalty shot ever