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| Name: | [NRK] Mr Pink™ | HP: | 2,900 / 2,900 [100%] | ||
| Type: | Mobster | Crimes: | 87 | ||
| Gender: | Male | Forum Posts: | 24 | ||
| Level: | 58 | Money: | $10,000 | ||
| Prison (Caught): | 4 | Prison (Busts): | 16 | ||
| Age: | 222 days | Last Active: | 1d 1h 24m 34s | ||
| Online: | Gang: | Anarky | |||
| City: | Phoenix | House: | Small House | ||
| Hospital Status: | Not in Hospital | Prison Status: | Not in Prison | ||
| Referred By: | Nobody | Referred: | 0 | ||
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You found a Butterfly Knife while searching downtown. 24 Jul 2008, 2:20am
You found a Thongs while searching downtown. 26 Jun 2008, 10:06am
You found a Sneakers while searching downtown. 26 Jun 2008, 10:06am
You found a Speed Up (+5) while searching downtown. 28 Jun 2008, 5:12am
You found a Ford V6 while searching downtown. 27 Jun 2008, 9:29am
You found a Small Turbocharger while searching downtown. 27 Jun 2008, 9:29am
You found a Strength Up (+5) while searching downtown. 27 Jun 2008, 9:29am
100: You found an item: 1927 Thompson
a general guide to how your stats should be
1 to 5: total stats = lvl x 1,000
6 to 19: total stats = lvl x 2,000
20 to 29: total stats = lvl x 3,000
30 to 39: total stats = lvl x 5,000
40 to 49: total stats = lvl x 10,000
50 to 59: total stats = lvl x 15,000
60 to 69: total stats = lvl x 20,000
70 to 79: total stats = lvl x 25,000
80 to 89: total stats = lvl x 30,000
90 to 99: total stats = lvl x 35,000
100 to 109: total stats = lvl x 40,000
110 to 119: total stats = lvl x 50,000
120 to 129: total stats = lvl x 60,000
130 to 139: total stats = lvl x 70,000
140 to 149: total stats = lvl x 80,000
150 to 159: total stats = lvl x 90,000
160 to 169: total stats = lvl x 100,000
You know you do too much on your computer if....
1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.)And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.)Rate me up if you got owned, and you know you did.
5,920 / 5,929 [100%] [exp guide]
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the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?yaeh and I
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Item Seller Cost [each] Cost [total] Actions
Points [x2,780]
[CöD] i r teh dave $20,000 $55,600,000 [Buy]
i thought you had to sell points $15,000 each
You Are In Hospital [0 mins left] WTF!!!!
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and say that she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
(If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile)
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