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| Name: | [~C~] Maxwell Smart™ | HP: | 10,450 / 10,450 [100%] | ||
| Type: | Respected Mobster | Crimes: | 5,519 | ||
| Gender: | Male | Forum Posts: | 22 | ||
| Level: | 209 | Money: | $0 | ||
| Prison (Caught): | 222 | Prison (Busts): | 142 | ||
| Age: | 365 days | Last Active: | 1h 10m 14s | ||
| Online: | Gang: | ..~*The Cartel*~.. | |||
| City: | Chicago | House: | Small House | ||
| Hospital Status: | Not in Hospital | Prison Status: | Not in Prison | ||
| Referred By: | Nobody | Referred: | 1 | ||
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Good bunnys
You stay up for 16 hours
He/She stays up for days on end.
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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He/She goes days or weeks without running water.
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You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He/She gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
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You put on your "anti-troops" shirt and go meet up with your friends.
He/She still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
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You talk trash about your "friends" who are not with you.
He/She knows he/she may not see some of his/her buddies again.
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You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls/guys.
He/She patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
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You complain about how hot it is.
He/She wears his/her heavy gear, not daring to take off his/her helmet to wipe his/her brow.
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You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He/She may not get to eat today.
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Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He/She wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his/her weapons are clean.
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You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He/She doesn't have time to brush his/her teeth today.
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You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's/She's told he/she will be held over an extra 2 months.
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You call your boyfriend/girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He/She waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
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You hug and kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend, like you do everyday.
He/She holds his/her letter close and smells his/her love's perfume/cologne.
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You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He/She gets a letter with pictures of his/her new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
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You criticize the military, and say that war never solves anything.
He/She sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he/she is fighting.
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You hear the jokes about war, and make fun of men/women like him/her.
He/She hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
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You see only what the media wants you to see.
He/She sees the broken bodies lying around him/her.
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You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He/She does exactly what he/she is told.
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You stay at home and watch TV.
He/She takes whatever time he/she is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
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You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He/She tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long. __________________________
You sit there and judge them, saying the world is probably a worse place because of people like them
If only there were more people like them
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Famous Busts:
You successfully busted [FRY] VARUCA out of prison.
You gained 500 EXP.
You successfully busted [B¬W] Roach=On-Boat!!! out of prison.
You gained 500 EXP.
You successfully busted [TXG] MenaceIISociety™ out of prison.
You gained 500 EXP.
